Powerwash Porn: Crusty Concrete and the Art of the Powerwasher

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In the dark undercurrents of the internet lies a secret fetish shared by many. Powerwash Porn. Videos of dirty dirty concrete being stripped of its years of grunge and grime and given a good deep clean and whipped back into shape.

Too far. Ok, let’s back up.

My amazing clients, Lindsey and Tracy just bought a house! They were one of 9 offers in on the cutest little bungalow in Lents, and lo and behold they stood out and claimed the crown. Mini-miracle: this was the first (and only!) offer they ever put in.

After they moved in and made sure the pups were well adjusted, they got down to the business at hand. After years of following the Reddit Powerwash Porn feed, they decided it was time to make their own. It’s amazing to see the years of dirt get washed away. Most people don’t even realize how dirty their concrete and wooden decks are!

So satisfying. So sexy.

Congrats to Lindsey and Tracy on their new home! You two are amazing and it was so much fun being a part of the journey!

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